domingo, 9 de septiembre de 2007

desfile de la madre

La directora del kinder x organiza un desfile de madres, indicándole por medio de una carta a cada mamá el papel que les tocaría.

El día del desfile, se abre el telón vemos a la mamá vestida de conejita, las demás de ratoncita, florecita, catarinita. De pronto aparece una mamá con el cabello recogido, vestida de minifalda, ligeros, la blusa tenía un escote muy pronunciado, bolsa de lentejuelas , zapatos dorados de tacón, estola de plumas fumando un cigarro.

Al acabar la presentación la directora corre desesperada y le reclama a la madre diciéndole:

¿Qué disfraz es ése, señora? ¿¿¿Por qué vino usted así???

La mujer le responde

Madre, vine disfrazada de lo que usted me dijo en la carta que me mando ¡Vine de puta fina!!!

La directora exclama:

¡ DE “PITUFINA”, SEÑORA!, ¡ LE DIJE DE “PITUFINA” !

6 comentarios:

Rocío del Mar dijo...

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Anónimo dijo...

jajajajajajaaaa por que ya no pasan los pitufos ahora que lo pienso, son una leyenda de la infancia irrecuperableeee solo en mi memoria estan esos entes

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